good evening. i’m here today to talk to you about something that’s foremost on all of our minds this anime season:
now, of course, the big ticket item this year is the august ver. nozomi. unfortunately, due to low chances, many boys and girls are going to be very disappointed when they do their honor student rolls. i, however, will not be disappointed, for you see
i. have three. nozomis.
so, what do i do first? do i… admire the artwork? do i look at her intentionally overly-emphasized breasts? do i create a team to worship her greatness? the answer’s, of course, yes.
because i. have three. nozomis.
i have one for my smile unit, one for my pure unit, and one for my cool unit. why?
because i have three nozomis.
now i realize that while i have three nozomis, some of you out there have a nozomis of your own, and be thoroughly enjoying your purchase. but, imagine how i must feel with three nozomis.
i think you’ll find that i’m enjoying it three times as much.
now some of you may be thinking, it’s ok, i didn’t want a nozomi card anyways. and it’s true, it is okay, because you’re not getting one - and i, conversely, have three. nozomis.
let me put it like this:
imagine you have one cake, and i have three cakes. this is like that, except you have no cakes, and i. have three. nozomis. also, i have this cake
i only have two nipples. but i have three nozomis
is it worth it, to have three nozomis, when i can’t afford food for three weeks because of it? well, i submit to you that hunger is merely physical, whereas you will never be loved. by three. nozomis.
now you may be trying to cover for your lack of nozomis by displaying a nico UR. you may even say that playing with nico is just as much fun as playing with nozomi.
this is obviously the talk of someone who does not. have three. nozomis.
this graph illustrates how many nozomis i have, versus how many nozomis you have:
as you can see, your column has zero nozomis, whereas i. have three. nozomis.
and so i will leave you with these simple words to consider this anime season:
i. have three. nozomis.
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